We’ve all had days that just haven’t felt right. It could stem from any number of things: poor sleep, undue stress, lack of caffeine (those of you who read yesterday’s blog were the unknowing victims of my caffeine withdrawl) , or never feeling comfortable in your Boston apartment. For this special after-hours edition of the only Boston apartment blog that matters, I’m going to ask you to first turn down your lights slightly. Have you done that? Good. Now put on some nice relaxing music, like, oh I don’t know…Sade. (I don’t recommend Sade for everyone, depending on the events of the day you may be looking more at a “Ready for the World” type of situation.
“Oh Sheila?”
No, my name is Alex.
“You just ruined that joke from Airplane.”
Boston…apartments
“…I’m renting with someone else now”
Your hair looks great, tell me about your day.
“I don’t know…it’s just, my boss, ya know. I just try and I try and get no respect, I’m constantly passed over for promotions. Is it….is it me? I mean, It’s not like it would take all that much effort for him to just pay atten……waaaaaaaaiiiit a minute. When did we end up in the South End?
We were halfway there right as you were saying how much you love All Access Boston.
“Is…is that what happened?”
Yes, it is.
“So this unit has everything I want, right?”
Of course, you wanted a South End, brownstone, walk-up, and that’s exactly what I’m here to show you. Had you wanted a West End high rise, I could have shown you that as well. Essentially, if you can think it up (and it doesn’t sound completely ridiculous, and be honest with yourself on this one) All Access Boston has it. We work with thousands of listing covering all of Metro Boston, so if you’ve ever looked at a building and said, “Gee, I’d love to live there.” Call All Access Boston, we can get you in there.
“I like that you’re so (overly) confident about your company, but searching for a Boston apartment is scary”
Stop it..
“Excuse me?”
{editor’s note: what Alex meant to portray was compassion and understanding. All Access Boston understands that moving is one of the most stressful, and personal decisions that one can make. Our staff of courteous and professional agents works tirelessly to make sure that your major life decision is handled with the utmost care. Alex will be made of aware of your concerns and will be dealt with accordingly (blanket party). I assure you his opinions to do not represent those of All Access Boston, or the Massachusetts Association of Realtors.}
-Alex Baldauski